This is what would happen...

If we didn't have Bruce Willis or Ben Affleck to save the day like they did in Armageddon.

This also proves that just because Elijah Wood can speed off on a dirt bike, he still wouldn't be able to drive up a mountain and escape total annihilation.

Apparently if something like this happens, there is no hope, period. So enjoy the Earth's destruction set to (humorously) Pink Floyd's "The Great Gig in the Sky."

I figured with all the stress and fighting over the upcoming election, I could bring something to the table that would bring all of us together...the end of the life as we know it.

I can honestly say I wet my pants.

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bhannonou (Blake Hannon) says...

Wow, that was insane. At least I won't feel any pain if I live to witness it.

September 5, 2008 at 12:05 p.m. ( | suggest removal )

working_Mom says...

That was completley and utterly terrifying....in a very entertaining way :)

September 5, 2008 at 3:06 p.m. ( | suggest removal )